Catch this new fight-against-obesity ad by the fight-against-obesity experts over at Coca-Cola?
Hey Coca-Cola, how come one in every three American kids are overweight or obese and two in every three American adults are overweight or obese, but LITERALLY every person in your commercial is slim?
Also, NO. Don’t blame the chairs. You are embarrassing yourself. Seriously. Go away.
Too frustrated to write about all the ways the corporate speak in this commercial makes me want to punch The Man in the face, so instead I will post CSPI’s parody of Coca-Cola’s first anti-obesity commercial, which premiered during this year’s Superbowl.