Because this week we all could use more barely relevant youtube videos to make us smile:

How Animals Eat Their Food

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What Does 200 Calories Look Like? How About 2000?

AKA breakfast at the airport vs. the Hilton continental breakfast

AKA breakfast at the airport vs. the Hilton continental

What Does 200 Calories Look Like? (photos from Wisegeek)

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What 2000 Calories Actually Looks Like (video from Buzzfeed)

These two resources have been floating around the internet recently and for those of you who haven’t stumbled across them yet, I thought it would be helpful to repost them here.

Neither tries to tackle the fact that not all calories are created equal or that the more processed food is, the more likely it is to contain harmful hidden ingredients, but they are a fun way of visualizing a day’s worth of food (give or take a couple hundred calories, depending on your age, gender, and activity level). It would be interesting to see a rough price estimate per calorie for the foods profiled as well as the number of ingredients contained in each.

Taking a moment to think about how my stomach would feel after eating any one of these foods for a whole day ended up being a pretty good indicator of the food’s overall healthfulness. I recognize that the correlation falls apart with milk and I’m not saying eating avocados or whole wheat pasta all day would be much fun, but I do think it would go over better than just eating soda or donuts.

Which reminds me of that important life lesson we all learn some time freshman year of college or during the first year we become responsible for feeding ourselves and we make the mistake of eating one thing for three meals in a row. Oh come on, we all did it at least once. I think I remember my brother learning it over a loaf of white bread, a jar of Nutella and a box of Tropicana orange juice. For a roommate, it was with slices of red velvet cake. For me, the culprit was Smartfood popcorn.

I had locked myself away to complete a final 24 hours before the deadline. The giant bag of popcorn came out sometime around lunch, made cameos appearances throughout the afternoon, was the lead at dinnertime, and guest-starred in a midnight snack. I think it was somewhere around 4:00 in the morning, as I reached into the bag only to find white cheddar dust, that it occurred to me that popcorn was an entirely inappropriate form of sustenance, and it was then that I like to think I joined the ranks of Responsible Adults Who Don’t Eat Only One Think for 24 Hours, Especially Not Popcorn at 4AM.

Livid.

How can this woman be so skinny and drink so much Coke? Because, no chairs!

How can this woman be so skinny and drink so much Coke? Because, no chairs!

Catch this new fight-against-obesity ad by the fight-against-obesity experts over at Coca-Cola?

Hey Coca-Cola, how come one in every three American kids are overweight or obese and two in every three American adults are overweight or obese, but LITERALLY every person in your commercial is slim?

Also, NO. Don’t blame the chairs. You are embarrassing yourself. Seriously. Go away.

Too frustrated to write about all the ways the corporate speak in this commercial makes me want to punch The Man in the face, so instead I will post CSPI’s parody of Coca-Cola’s first anti-obesity commercial, which premiered during this year’s Superbowl. 

Secret Ingredients Revealed

What goes into your guacamole?